Tuxedo Natural Teeth Whitener - Lemon
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Tuxedo Natural Teeth Whitener - Lemon

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When life gives you lemons, you combine it with Activated Charcoal and put it on your teeth, obvs.


Hey girl, life’s rough. There’s a Merlot for that. And when life gets really rough, there’s a teeth whitener for when you drink too much Merlot. We’ll pull the stains from your smile so you can back to kicking life in the metaphorical groin while enjoying that glass of red.

Lemon Life Hack

Bad breath got you down? It ain’t the end of the world, but we got you. Cure your first world problems with a little bit of lemon and a whole lot of activated charcoal love. While I remove those surface stains, I’ll also freshen your breath like it’s no big deal (because it really isn’t) and leave you with a beautiful, white smile to bring all the boys/girls/dogs to the yard.  

Gently Whitens
Our natural whitening formula gently removes surface stains from coffee, wine and soda, to reveal whiter, bright teeth. Use daily for 30 days to see results. This product does NOT bleach teeth with chemicals. Natural teeth whitening for sensitive teeth.
All Natural Ingredients
Our gentle, natural formula is gentle on enamel, builds healthy gums and promotes healthy teeth. Use in place of regular toothpaste, or use our powder before your normal brushing routine. 34 gram jar last 2 - 3 months.
Activated Coconut Charcoal
An anti-bacterial and anti-fungal powder that’s excellent for gum health and sensitive teeth, plus it removes food and drink stains over time! Use for 30 days for results. Coconuts from Sri Lanka, made in a food grade GMP facility in the USA.
Apply a small amount of my powder to the palm of your hand or in a bowl. Use a moist toothbrush and get going! Brush for 2 minutes, rinse, and brush again to remove remaining powder from teeth. Or, leave on and see how long it takes for a kind stranger to tell you that you have black, like, literally all over your teeth. Up to you! For optimal use, use at least for 30 days.
All Natural Ingredients:

Bentonite Clay, Organic Coconut Activated Charcoal, Baking Soda, Organic Stevia Leaf Powder, Organic Peppermint Leaf Powder, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon) Peel Oil.

Fun fact: Ancient physicians used inactivated charcoal for a variety of medical purposes, like treating anthrax. Science! Don’t get any ideas, though; I’m just here to help you with your teeth.

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