Activated Charcoal is the New Black
My deep cleansing action with natural, organic ingredients fights annoying acne (nobody got time for that) while soothing and nourishing your skin for a smooth, fresh look that’ll turn heads. Perfect for when you go to your high school reunion and aren’t an astronaut but it’s cool cause you still look eighteen.
How to Look Like You Spent a Week at a Spa in France
Step 1: Apply Activated Charcoal
Step 2: Learn some French phrases while it dries (Bonjour = hello; comment est votre chien? = how is your dog? Où la discothèque? = where is the disco?)
Step 3: Photoshop yourself at a spa. Take a pic. Instagram that. #yolo.
Gold Mountain Beauty isn’t responsible for any sudden peak in anti-socialness. I.e.: “Sorry, I can’t come out, I’m busy”. *Applies Activated Charcoal Face Mask, orders large pizza with extra toppings, binge watches Friends before going to bed at 9pm.